Assistant needed, must be willing to work mornings, afternoons, and evenings. Must be willing to do light housekeeping duties, major housekeeping duties, and clean up various bodily fluids. Other duties include, but are not limited to the following: Cooking, with an emphasis on picky eaters, shopping, diaper changing and coffee fetching. Knowledge of pirates and princesses are a plus. Salary and benefits package: none–I don’t get paid, how am I supposed to pay you?